USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...