Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...