Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...