There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...