Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...