Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...