What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...