Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
What is a Teenager?
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Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
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Digger Phelps quotes
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Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...