Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...