Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...