The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!