One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...