Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...