How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...