What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A question for Bill Clinton
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Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
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What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...