Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...