A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....