The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....