Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...