Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...