Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...