Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.