Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...