Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...