Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...