In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...