Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
How to call penis
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Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.