He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....