Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...