There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!