Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...