Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...