Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...