What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...