Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...