Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
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Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...