A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...