First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
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Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
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Elephant jokes 09
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Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Hoop Earrings
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Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...