Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...