Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...