If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...