spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!