Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...