An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...