Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...