The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...