You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Elton John
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What has four legs and smells like fish?
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Sir!
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How’s business?
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
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Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...