bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...