Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...