Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...